What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 09:51
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
10 Must-See Movies at the 2025 Tribeca Festival - IndieWire
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Do you know what she said mum?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Why did VP Vance decide to humiliate the President of Ukraine on national TV?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
True - how I loved my mum!
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Elly De La Cruz throws out Javier Baez with mind-boggling 98 mph throw - New York Post
What! how could you do that?
What do you mean son?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.